C'mon babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz!

Slick you hair

And wear you buckle shoes

And all that jazz

I hear that father dip

Is gonna blow the blues

and all that jazz

Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at united drug

In case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that-

Jazz!

Skidoo

And all that jazz

Hot-cha

Whoopee

And all that jazz

Ha! ha! ha!

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that-

Jazz

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose

And all that jazz

Right up here

Is where I store the juice

And all that jazz

Come on, babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I betcha lucky lindy

Never flew so high

'cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

To all that jazz?

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake...

And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break...

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle,

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle!

If she'd hear

Her baby's queer

For all that jazz!

C'mon babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz!

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake...

And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break...

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle,

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle!

If she'd hear

Her baby's queer

For all that jazz!

No, I'm no one's wife,

But, oh I love my life

And all that jazz!

That jazz!