Sometimes I'm right,

Sometimes I'm wrong,

But he doesn't care,

He'll string along.

He loves me so,

That funny honey of mine..

Sometimes I'm down,

Sometimes I'm up,

But he follows 'round,

Like some droopy-eyed pup.

He loves me so,

That funny honey of mine.

He ain't no sheik,

That's no great physique.

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts.

But look at that soul,

I tell you that hole,

Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts..

And if you knew him like me,

I know you'd agree..

What if the world slandered my name?

Why, he'd be right there,

Taking the blame

He loves me so,

And it all suits me fine..

That funny, sunny, honey, hubby of mine!

He loves me so,

That funny honey of mine!

He loves me so,

That funny honey of mine!

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts.

Now he's shot of his trap!

I can't stand that Sap!

Look at him go!

Rattin' on me!

With just one more brain,

What a half-wit he'd be!

If they string me up..

Well I'll know who brought the twine!!

That SCUMMY, CRUMMY, DUMMY, hubby of MINE!!!