"I Know a Girl"
- [Velma]
- Can you imagine?
- I mean, can you imagine?
- Can you believe it?
- I mean , can you believe it?
- I know a girl
- A girl who lands on top,
- You could put her face into a pail of slop
- And she'd come up smelling like a rose
- How she does it, heaven knows.
- [Reporter]
- Hold on, she's comin' out now. well, doc, is she or isn't she?
- [Doctor]
- She is.
- [Reporter]
- She is!!!
- [Velma]
- I know a girl
- A girl with so much luck
- She could get run over by a ten-ton truck
- Then brush herself off and walk away
- How she does it, I couldn't say
- [Billy]
- Doc, would you swear to that statment in court?
- [Doctor]
- Yes
- [Billy]
- Good...uh...button your fly.
- [Velma]
- Whilst I
- On the other hand,
- Put my face in a pail of slop,
- And I would smell like a pail of slop.
- I On the other hand
- Get run over by a truck,
- And I am deader than a duck.
- I know a girl
- Who tells so many lies.
- Anything that's true
- Would truly cross her eyes.
- But what that mouse is selling
- The whole world buts
- And nobody smells a rat.
- [Roxie]
- Please, ladies and gentlemen of the press-
- Leave the two of us alone so we can rest.
- [Velma]
- The two of us??
- Can you imagin?
- I mean, can you imagine?
- [Reporter]
- Could I have one last picture please?
- [Roxie]
- Oh sure anything for the press.
- [Velma]
- Do you belive it?
- I mean do you belive it?
- [Roxie]
- My dear little baby
- [Velma] (mocking roxie)
- My dear little baby
- [Roxie]
- My sweet little baby
- [Velma]
- My sweet little...baby...
