"My Own Best Friend"

ROXIE
VELMA

One thing I know
One thing I know

And I've always known
And I've always known

I am my own
I am my own
Best friend

                       Best friend

Baby's alive
Baby's alive

But baby's alone
But baby's alone

And baby's her own
And baby's her own
Best friend

                       Best friend

BOTH
Many's the guy
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin' my back
'Cause I was scratchin theirs

ROXIE
VELMA

And trusting to luck
And trusting to luck

That's only for fools
Only for fools

I play in a game
I play in a game

Where I make the rules
Where I make the rules

BOTH
And rule number one
From here to the end
Is 'I am my own best friend!'

Three musketeers
Who never say die
Are standing here this minute

ROXIE
VELMA

Me,
Me,

Myself,
Myself,

And I!
And I!

BOTH
If life is a school
I'll pass every test
If life is a game
I'll play it the best
'Cause I wont give in
And I'll never bend
And I am my own best friend!

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